The really fun part is that the couple who read those lines in the movie Airplane actually had been announcers at, IIRC, LAX airport. They must have had a great time doing the movie.

The actual quote, both from the movie and IRL is: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."

The red zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a WHITE zone.

Oh really? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.