Thought the same thing. Finding the root cause is easier when you don't have to debug dozens of abstraction layers (KVM, Containerd/Docker, Kubernetes, etc).
> Seriously though, not a fan of php at all but the js tooling is rocket science in comparison.
laughs in left-pad, Webpack, Grunt, ...
JavaScript tooling absolutely sucks - even for a moderate sized project, `npm install` can take many minutes, often enough because some native code has to be compiled. Webpack builds can take even longer.
In contrast, with PHP you run `composer install` and it works, no bundling or whatever required.